A while ago I posted some ideas for a Batman
guest appearance on Smallville.
My idea was that young Bruce Wayne, traveling
the world in search of bringing criminals
to justice, like in the
movie Batman Begins, would come to Metropolis. He somehow learns
and figures out that green kryptonite hurts Kryptonians.
He then uses
the green k to kick their
collective asses, and maybe gets into a scrap with
First Bruce picks up some green k, because he
thinks its good luck. Next he
Bruce then goes to give Lex
a body cavity search, without an appointment,
and is beaten savagely by
man-eating poodles which relentlessly guard his mansion after dark. After
and the would become great
friends. Or maybe he'd just slap him around again. Either
way, it would be pretty
exciting I think.
Maybe Bruce Wayne comes to Smallville
after hearing about
some fight involving
of green k after seeking
shelter in a bat cave. Thinking it's good luck, he
picks up the green k and puts
it in his pocket. Later, Bruce happens upon
tries to interfere. The bad
by Bruce. Not knowing
about the green k in Bruce's pocket, he tries to shove
Bruce out of the way. Bruce knocks
Bruce what was going on.
Bruce doesn't believe him, and slaps him silly.
Bruce then goes to find the truth himself.
friends, but Chloe thinks Bruce
sounds coolio. Chloe makes some excuse to
get away from
Bruce demonstrates that he is a decent human
being, and can kick some
serious butt, Chloe still
thinks he's spiffy, but
menace to society, and doesn't
invite him to his pool party.
Maybe Bruce would find himself in area in Smallville looking for shelter.
Maybe from a distance he might spot a glowing
green stone. It grabs his
attention and he walks over to
see what it is. By chance, it happens that
the green stone is at the
entrance of a cave. Bruce is greatful to find
shelter. He picks up the stone
to remind himself of his good luck.